Hahaha I just realised that my first post in weeks is one in which I ask you guys to describe how you’d fuck me..
Don’t call it a comeback!


TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME. DO IT.

boy-in-the-blue-hat:

askboxmemes:

In vivid fucking detail. If I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win. But you won’t.

I DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

I FUCKING DARE YOU.

DO IT.

DO IT NOW.

I BET YOU WONT. 

UGH.

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Q
You've been posting a lot less lately :o
Anonymous
A

Yes, and I’m so sorry about that. Life is complicated and extremely busy atm. I still love you all though!


jtotheizzoe:

nimsley:

Love Letter from a Scientist by Utterlybanjaxed (Drawings by Me and Arbeekeypok)

This giant project is finally finished! After being amazingly inspired by this stunning poem, Arbee and I decided a collab was needed. It linked so perfectly to Cecilos that we couldn’t resist :D

An amazing poem dedicated to love and science AND Welcome to Night Vale?! This might be perfect.

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city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

image

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

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bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

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What do we say to the god of death?

Persephone: it pisses me off that people ignore the hymn to my mom that talks about how great we are together and instead believe this is against my will
Persephone: I mean I have you tied to the bed how would I not be into this
Hades: please can we not talk about your mom during sex it's really uncomfortable


unicornmunch:

dauntlessoldier:

4th of July posts

the last one killed me. … i can’t even .

(via 50shades-of--me)


Belgium: *shoots 95838312 times*
Howard:
Howard:
Howard: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

person: omg u speak another language??? say something in it!
me: oh uh id rather not, uhhh
person: omg just do it come on do it do it
me: Je suis venu ce soir pour avoir un moment de plaisir et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

me: *opens tumblr*
*whole dash full of 'i'm feeling so attacked right now' meme*
me: i came out tonight to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

You’re going to fight that?
I’m going to kill that.

Game of Thrones AU in which Oberyn kills The Mountain then and there, and everything is right in the world.

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